‘Sup dude, we’re Ornitocopter. Yeah, that’s right, an Ornitocopter is an entity made of many different beings, but still, it’s one. Just like some other fictional characters you may know of, like chimeras.
Here’s a list of people who may or may not be part of this particular Ornitocopter:
Giovanni “Yoae” Bodega: a guy who’s fat because he thinks that’s the only way to became a succesfull game developer. He’s building his body fat since he was 14 but he still has a long way to go. He codes, but he doesn’t really like doing it because he can’t eat with both his hand busy on the keyboard. He prefers doing game design and level design.
Pietro “Kingpix” Oldrati: a neutral man from a neutral country. He only uses shampoo with a neutral PH value. He likes neutrons but he doesn’t really dislike protons and electrons. His D&D characters are always pure neutrals. He will code anything that is not war related. Despite that, he was kidnapped by the Swiss army. As far as we know he is now protecting the Pope with his trustful Swiss knife.
Cecilia “Polpetta” Puelli: we met at THAT-OnePiece-character funeral. During the ceremony she saw our graphic wearing an Akainu t-shirt (such trolling skills). She charged him wielding a battle axe and he run away scared as hell. We still don’t know his whereabouts. 5 seconds later she took the vacant job and we couldn’t have been any luckier.
Luca “Theobaldus” Rungi: our talented music composer and sound designer. He’s really into Lovecraft mythos, in fact we believe that he’s trying to compose the music that will awake Cthulhu from his eternal slumber. Basically we’re saving the world by keeping him busy, you should really thank us.